August 13, 2008
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I’m going through some hardcore Rock Band withdrawals, and I just played (a lot) last night.

on that note, i give you Foreplay/Long Time by Boston

dmkellman: Ready for takeoff…

dmkellman:

Ready for takeoff…
crowned: into: unicornology: seriouslythough: milkwasabadchoice: alohanico: Magic Sand Castles (via BoroughBaby™)

crowned:

into:

unicornology: seriouslythough: milkwasabadchoice: alohanico: Magic Sand Castles (via BoroughBaby™)

“ I’m not going to get there by typing in “dumblr”….
david

loopy day @ work

  • judy: i didn't say "don't touch"
  • lola: that's good, cuz we already touched it.
  • judy: oh, you guys are going to hell!
  • david: already there.
1000lolz: If the homeless can keep up on current affairs, you have no excuse not to, too.

1000lolz:

If the homeless can keep up on current affairs, you have no excuse not to, too.
Someone hit the snooze button a few (dozen) too many times today…
August 12, 2008
Pulling. Out. My. Hair. Agh.
How to Cook While Drunk

inky:

Remember: with cooking, the most important thing is hygiene. So before you begin, stumble into the bathroom. Then pick up a bar of soap and stare at it for about thirty seconds while rocking backwards and forwards. Try to remember why the fuck you are in your bathroom holding a bar of soap. Leave bathroom.

Dear Mountain Dew

openletters has been blowing up with some good ones over the past couple days!

my white trash mt. dew pic to follow.

straight out the 2 liter, bitches!!

openletters:

Why does drinking you make me feel so white trash..and why aren’t you a beer?

Sincerely,
thefunnyone

Dear iPhone Smart Keyboard

lol, my T9 types “ducking” all of the time, too

openletters:

Quit being such a prude. You can’t possibly think I want to type the word “ducking” that often, so stop correcting me already.

Profanity is a fact of life.

Sincerely,
saramcpherson

This is AWESOME cakeface: swissmiss: empire poster quiz

This is AWESOME

cakeface:

swissmiss: empire poster quiz
dmkellman: viewing the world in all three dimensions…

dmkellman:

viewing the world in all three dimensions…
dmkellman: She works hard, she sleeps hard.

dmkellman:

She works hard, she sleeps hard.